Where to Find a Personal Shopper That Will Get You Laid

If you are looking for a personal shopper that will find that perfect outfit to help you get that hot girl email me at thedaniellecreed@gmail.com.

Men and women throughout the world want to get laid. There is no argument to be made. Presidents have been impeached for a blowjob. Empires have fallen because of sex. We want it. We can’t live without it and it consumes us. If I could tell you that you could get sex by simply wearing a specific outfit would you take that deal? If you simply needed to spend $250 at Nordstrom to get laid by a smoking hot girl tonight would you be willing to do it? If the answer is no you are lying or asexual.

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